Random Kitty Love :: All Taken

I randomly felt the need to design and draw cats. All the cats. 
But I can't afford to keep them, so I'm selling. 
They are a bit quickly done, and I haven't drawn cats in quite some time. However, they are all on original lines. 

1. Pink Sweater
-A very fluffy cat with long whiskers and a grumpy disposition 
-- Status :: doukzor100

2. Sunset Warrior
-A slim kit with a brilliant orange fade. You choose what the mark on the chest means!
-- Status :: MYSTHlA

3. Coffee Cream
-A smush faced cat with uncommon bicolored eyes. Whiskers are stiff. 
-- Status :: aquaglow2 

4. Smashed Boulder 
-A very stout cat with half of a tail and a marked shoulder. Has a snaggle tooth. 
-- Status :: NakC

All are offer to adopt! I would prefer points. 
Or you could tell me a joke. ;3
Im fine with all jokes, so don't be shy. Just let me know who you're joking for.